bullied: i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
xlipstick-lover: puffpuffpeace: smokeweeedgethigh: greeneyed-l4dy: popadoseyo: what did i just watch dead Lmao dying lmao just made my night a little
pecul1ar: anonymous-deactivated: why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place
asunsetdream: panicr: missbeatlegeorge: what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say...
rambrreezy: murdershewrites: just-danny: videohall: 2 year old’s basketball trick shot video > That kid is an expert on parabolas. > As long as this kid’s parents make sure he is always having fun making baskets, when he’s grows up he’ll be the leader of the revolution. > Supportive siblings kick butt. > You know black folks don’t like seeing this. > He’s gonna be on...
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.